Monkey

A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles

Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY

Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey

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monkey

slave or go-fer, usually with a descriptor in front

Get your own soda, I'm not your drink-monkey.

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monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

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Monkey

A sex position where the girl is on her back and (using furniture) flips up her legs so her butt is up in the air and her knees are next to her head. The male can go in while she play with his balls. or, if she is flexable seh can suck his balls.

It felt so good last night when i had sex with her in the monkey position, she gave my balls a massage and a sucking at the same time!

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monkey

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

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Monkey

Vice....Monkey refers to an addiction or compelling desire for a person, place or thing.

He's my Monkey. My Monkey is calling. My Monkey is on my back. My Monkey wants his way.

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Monkey

1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.

1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.

- What?

- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!

- Ewww, she' such a monkey!

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