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The Shower Shuffle is an often surprisingly rhythmic set of motions one takes part in during a shower. Including quick side-to-side or forward and aft movements. The wet and slippery surface of the shower floor lends itself well to slippage of the feet; making the act even more representative of the dance class known as the shuffle. The Shower Shuffle is caused by inconsistent water temperature (often much too hot) that said person is trying to avoid. It is most common in older buildings with poor plumbing, because a simple flushing of a toilet, or turning on of a sink, can result in the expulsion of boiling hot water from the shower-head.
Male 1: F*** dude, I was just doing the Shower Shuffle like mad and I still got like 3rd degree burns on my back.
Male 2: Ya that’s why I shower early in the morning or late at night. Less activity means less chance I get burned.
Male 1: I guess.
Male 2: Also man, use the shower on the left, its way better at keeping a constant temperature.
Male 1: Ya no, I’m not gunna use that one cause I know you piss in it.
Male 2: True fact. True fact.
When you retcon your turn a full round later, shuffling multiple pieces of the game in the process throwing a game's outcome into question.
Matt Frazier shuffled and is now somehow ahead.
A group of gay men trying to have a anal gangbang in the back of a small car.
Dude, I was walking down the street the other day and I passed by a "Pacer Shuffle" in front of Jim's house.
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A dance performed in Heathrow Airport when first time American visitors to the UK encounter a local pedestrian head-on. The locals try to pass on the left while the tourist tries to pass on the right resulting in a zig-zagging synchronized jig for a few seconds.
"Man, I was so tired when I got off the plane in London, I did the colonist shuffle three times before I got my UK legs under me."
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A dance to the song “Need 2” by Pinegrove. It expresses having a lust for life. A love for life. An understanding of the need for LIVING. For experiences. For love. For trying new things. For being brave. For putting yourself out there. Live.
“Yo, that person has no clue how to Pinegrove shuffle.”
“Homie. It’s not about dancing it the right way. It’s just about dancing it.”
“Damn man. That’s deep.”
Someone repeatedly pressing the shuffle button on Urban dictionary.
Guy 1 "Dude I'm bored"
Guy 2 " I know what we can do, let's Urban shuffle"
A dance made famous by Former Bengals Running back Icky Woods. Famously known for doing the shuffle after scoring.
The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.
Look at John he just scored and is performing a perfect Icky Shuffle
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