Tic-Tac

the size of my boyfriebds d*ck.

Sam: look at my bfs tic-tac!

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Tic Tac

A grumpy old man with small feet who is a pain in the ass.

Breaks over, Tic tac is on his way over.

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Tic tac

tic tax is a extremely small penis. Like I'm talking 2 inches .

Connors tend to have this

Connor has a tic tac

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tic tacking

Freshening your breath with my itty bitty penis

I was tic tacking your girl last night

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Sad-is-tic

When you're always sad.
Always gloomy, and down.

I'm sad therefore I'm sad-is-tic , no I'm not a sadist.
Timmy is always sad, therefore he is sad-is-tic.

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Orange Tic-Tacs

The most addictive food ever created.

Jimmy's vomit is orange because he had so many orange tic-tacs.

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Tic Tac Dick

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.

---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!

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