tiled

Imagine being a tile being part of a wall made of tiles. You are made of stone so basically you are stoned. You can't really move because you are squeezed around all the other tiles. And you are tired af.

"Oh man, I feel so tiled".

Tile bathroom

Slang expression for “brick shit house”

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is muscular. He’s built like a tile bathroom.

roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

Tiling

The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.

You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.