The act of lightly roasting someone or something.
Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...
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Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.
Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"
Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."
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A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.
Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?
Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.
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a word used my your friends to describe how drunk you are to the rest of your friends
*Steph drinking lots again*
Sara: Steph's TOAST!
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He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.
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