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When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.
After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.
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When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
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when you moon someone with ur buttcheeks stretched appart so that your victim stares right into the hole or "eye". if two people do it its a two eyed monster, if three, its a 3 eyed monster, so on...
also it could mean a penis
he gave me a one eyed monster yesterday, lets give him a 3-eyed monster tonight to get him back
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when a guy takes a poop in a girls eye
I gave a girl a sick one eyed rusty.
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Another word for a nasty vagina.
Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...
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-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.
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The act of inserting a joint with a bot on the end of it rather than using the usual cigarette, which is followed by inhaling this most blinding gas.
Oh yeah come on, were about to brew a one eyed dennis
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