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When your fucking a girl doggystyle and you pull out and instead of cumming you surprise her with a hot shit on her back and scream you get a new car
I heard randy gave Debbie a hot oprah for her birthday last week
Fanatical cult-like followers of Oprah.
fandom of the Oprah is a sick cult, more menacing and obnoxious than Juggalos, dead heads, born agains, WWE fans, and PETA losers.
Seems to be the god of america, legends and echos in the media and movies...jokes we english do not get. also has not touched australia. Her show seems to be comparable to doc phil or jerry springer and other philostein TV. America's love affair with talk shows with no real point continues....apparently she does clothes and sings now too but we brits know nothing of it!
(charles): I loved that moviue but I didnt get the joke with the black woman
(hank) boy howdy. that was oprah winfrey you limey, lord of amrica.
(charles) I see...
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The infamous Dina Lohan, called "Orange Oprah" because of the advice she gives and her unusually orange-colored skin.
Orange Oprah has the same facial expression in every picture she's in.
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A game that is played with two people, where you both start facing each other and make a fist, then proceed to raise the fist up and drop in on an open palm 3 times in a row. Then each person shapeshifts their hand into one of three possible choices. A pair of scissors, A rock, Or a piece of paper. The game is derived from the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a shapeshifter and the game requires you to change the shape of your hands.
Every game of Oprah Hands is a best two out of three round.
The person that wins the first throw gets "first ups" which is obivously an advantage.
Oprah Hands is a game of wit, speed, intelligence, analytical skill, merit, strength and cunning. Only those who are willing to take the burden that accompanies Oprah Hands should play.
Also see oprah
"Hey man wanna play a quick game of Oprah Hands to pass the time?"
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(adj.) Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls. This term implies: unsexy, dull, ignorant, cracker, middle class, and whitebread / white-bread.
We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a Pottery Barn. Man, they were so Oprah normal!
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The Oprah tote is a reusable tote bag filled with goodies, both full size and sample size products, food etc. that is given away once a year. There are 5000 totes given away.
Is it that time of year again ??? Must I come out of my shell....is there a new oprah tote on the horizon.. please do tell... I am nuts over the oprah tote !!!
Example 2 (lyrics from The Oprah Tote Song)
Its not that we don't care,
We just KNOW that the totes are there!
so we keep waiting (waitin!)
waiting on the Oprah totes to come!
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