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optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 October 1, 2009


Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023


Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023


optic nipple

Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time

Put me in faze and call me optic nipple

by Optic nipple is life January 17, 2016


The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 3, 2017


Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024


Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022