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An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.
"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"
To weight more heavily during decision making than is sensible, or to focus more heavily during a discussion than is warranted.
"You're over indexing on the one time he failed; by and large he succeeds."
Ejaculating from titty fucking that clears her head
Dude I was going for the something about mary hair fondue
But I shot one over the bow
An elderly male citizen with hair the consistency of cotton candy and of a somewhat reddish tint, who thinks he can fool the general population into thinking he is not balding by combing the hair over the baldspot.
Think Donald Trump, only fluffier.
Check out that honeycomb-over on Bob! Who does he think he's fooling?
The instance where events end and/or disappear quickly.
That fight you had with your girlfriend, maybe she'll just forget about it and let this whole thing just blow over.
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something a guy should never tell a girl. Unless he wants his heart broken.
“Britney your over reacting it’s not big deal.”
Britney- Listen here you little fucker.
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Someone who used u and messed up your life
Dam you really fucked over me I thought you loved me
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