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paintball-shit-fuck

Someone who shoves a paintball up their ass and shoots it out with a fart.

Karen is such a paintball-shit-fuck!

by Brizzle Fo Shizzle December 24, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


So-Cal Paintball Factory

At one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.Most recognized by their black jerseys and the iron cross that graced the front of their chest. So-Cal was founded by Ralphie Nava of San Fernando Ca. Began as an all pump team run by Angelo Nava in ealry 2003 but later expanded into the NPPL. So-Cal was a spring board for many of the players to move up the ladder in rankings. The So-Cal teams produced players that have been rostered on such Pro teams as San Diego Dynasty, San Diego Aftermath and Reds Sedition. Other teams that carried members of the So-Cal Family were the Vatos Locos, La Faction, La Exodus and La Exodus Kids. So-Cal Paintball Factory has traveled and played in many tournaments ranging from Florida to Hawaii.

So-Cal Paintball Factory at one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.

by Steven661 December 6, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker

Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing

by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ana paintball

Ana paintball (AKA Ana pb) Is a custom gamemode in the popular game ''Overwatch'' Where 2 teams play against each other as the hero ''Ana''
Normally the settings are set so it's one shot, one kill.

''The settings on NA Ana pb servers are so weird!''
''Yea they use big maps way too much, we on EU like smaller maps more''

''I just got a 6K in Ana Paintball''
''Oh damn, did you get potg?''
''Yea I totally carried my team''

by uwuwu March 11, 2018


Amish Paintball

When a woman on her day of the month bends over, forces herself to sneeze and blow out her used tampon onto her unsuspecting friend(s)

Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*

Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*

by AFellar November 8, 2024


Paintball

An excuse to use when you get a hickey

Friend: What happened to your neck?
Me: I played paintball yesterday

by Nyanna October 9, 2019