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A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”
“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”
“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
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Main Entry: a-pal·in
Function: adjective
Date: 2008
Etymology:
Variant spelling and pronunciation of appalling (1817)
: inspiring horror, dismay, or disgust <offering a-palin answers to interview questions>
— a-pal·in·ly adverb
Interviewee: "Well, it certainly does because our -- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia ... We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state."
Interviewer: "Governor, it's just a-palin how stupid and incoherent your answers are. Do you need a lifeline?"
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1) To turn issues into fluff while preening to a faux news viewpoint
2) To stand for free speech, while having goons pull down any criticism of yourself
3) To make you feel you need a shower after an interview with Glenn Beck
The Palinization of the American life is continuing unabated....ya, you betcha
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"Palin" being when one vehemently fights for or against something, without much knowledge or training on said subject- other than their own backwoods upbringing. And also maybe pulls out facts which may or may not be substantiated.
I know that I can be a little Palin when it comes to the topic of fighting monkeys, but it gets me every time! Did you know I read that 14 million mokeys die in Russia every year from this?
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Someone that self-pollinates for the purpose of political propagation.
Congressman Doe is a real Palinator. He will Palinate 24/7 to get re-elected.
Adjective. 1. To render someone or something utterly useless. 2. To commit an act that has a complete disregard for logic. 3. The act of becoming dumb or dumber, or a complete moron.
Man, I can't believe that guy doesn't wear seat belts. He’s going to get into an accident and become permanently palinized.
It's quite palinistic to still believe that the sun orbits the earth.
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A lipstick wearing bulldog of Alaska that could become the Vice President of The United States.
Sarah Palin: The Difference between a hockey-mom and a bulldog is lip stick.
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