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When a line of at least three men use their right hand to jerk off the cock of the man standing next to him. While the concept has similar qualities to a circle jerk, it is performed while standing, or in some cases walking or jogging.
Bill, Steve, Mitch and Chuck all decided to stroll through their local grocery, only on this occasion they grabbed one another's cocks and jerked joyously as they sashayed around the store performing in front of all the wonderful spectacle that is the Elephant Parade.
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A place where Emo's believe they go after they die.
Angel: I plan to kill myself tonight, I'll see you at the Black Parade.
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noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.
Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.
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An annual march of mentally unstable people
My husband is being a little bitch. He should be the leader of the bipolar parade.
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Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
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"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"
Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.
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Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.
Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.
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