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Though it is supposed to be a "good" movie, I don't think i would be able to enjoy it. Partly because of Jesus and the brutality in the movie, but more becuase Mel Gibson is a member of Opus Dei.
I will never see The Passion. Not because I am of weak mind or body...its just that Mel Gibson is an arse.
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A book written by Scott Stapp. The book is based on the fact that Mr. Stapp believes that God heals snakebite.
Jim: "Owww!! Damnit! I just got bit by a poisonous snake!"
Scott: "No worries, Jim. God heals snakebite. He also heals death." "Gods passion of the snakebite will heal you"
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They kiss with passion for what every time they kiss and it seems like forever, it is a kiss of tenderness and love.
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One Part Pickle Juice
One Part Mustard
Garunteed to get the dick hard and the pussy wet.
Shit mane get me some of that balone passion, baby.
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A sex position in which the guy sticks his cock in the girl's vagina and spins her 360 degrees with the cock still in
Dude, I just did the Passion Propeller with this hot chick last night!!!
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A man's most prized possession, he uses it to plant the seed of life. His penis.
Mark: Did you bone Wendy last night?
John: She wanted to taste my passion fruit but I told her 'hands off!'
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While engaging in coital relations the man fakes an orgasm with his unsuspecting lady. After some time passes his babe falls into a deep slumber. It is at this point when he administers masturbation techniques upon himself, while perched only slightly elevated above her face. This results in a culmination of a glorious DNA coating of the woman's face, particularly in and around and below her eyes. When she awakens, their are jizz remnants surrounding her magnificent peepers.
-'Hey, what did you get into last night?'
-'My girl came over and we had some fun. After boning for a bit i thought it'd be interesting to allow her to wear my Tears of Passion. It was a most triumphant experience for all involved.'
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