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some rainbow crack for any age
damn i cant wait to wake up and get some fruity pebbles
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When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.
By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!
The itty bitty titty committee’s version of the boulder holder. A bra for small chested women.
Sarah proceeded to buy several new pebble pockets at Victoria’s Secret.
oom pebble: meaning one would ask someone if they got any ish/dope / cheese etc
Hey dog you got any oom pebble or you out ????
The most disappointing poo a man can take it takes for ever for what nothing just a few pebbles sitting in the toilet looking at you leaving you more disappointed than your father.
I took a pebble poo and it took 30 minutes
Pebble hills a complete shit show with the whitest crackers and gay ass fights every second ps follow @dazed.diego
You fucking pebble hills
When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.
Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”
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