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Fun phrase to call the male genitalia
Did you see the size of his Penile Member???
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pe·nile dis·charge
n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges
That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.
see Diseased.
Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.
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The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.
(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."
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This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
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to tease someones penile area with a feather.
Jeffy got a penile tease from kirsten.
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When your penis get tangled in itself and well yeah you don’t want penile entanglement
Dude I heard Chases dad has penile entanglement.
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A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.
Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.
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