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The act of pooping while jerking off
*gets call*
Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.
When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.
Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!
" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.
Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag
A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest
A man of color who prefers to be with rather girthy women, but in actuality relishes the touch of feminine men, longing for the deep homosexual wants to be satisfied. A man of deep caliber who is afraid of showing emotion for fear of persecution. G perk is the human embodiment of faggotry.
That guy is G perk.
Yeah he big gay.
When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.
While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.