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A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.
We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.
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When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
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An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.
Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside
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One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.
I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.
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A discord server where people who are tired of "Forum Sweats" go to.
Mostly filled with furries
"Man, forum sweats is cool but I wanna leave and take a break and rejoin!"
"Then join Forum Pets!"
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
One whose life is virtually perfect, it is as if the person is friends with life and brings life up when it's feeling down so in exchange life will treat the person well.
Damn, look at Bill over there with his new convertible he got by using money he got from a raise at his already-high-paying job. it is as if he is a Life's Pet.