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A sexual act where the penis is placed on someone's forehead facing upwards, resembling the snake on a pharaoh's headdress.
We've been together long enough now that I feel comfortable giving you the Pharaoh's Pet.
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When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.
Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.
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One who does everything for the benefit of their pet. Someone who places their pet's needs or desires (real or not) above others. One who acts as a servant to their pet.
I had to dump that girl. The dog got better treatment than me. She's totally pet whipped.
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An obvious cashgrab on Roblox that everyone likes for some reason. It got rereleased for the third time with better graphics but with a shit collecting mechanic as Pet Simulator X so the dev could make a quick buck out of stupid kids who have nothing better to do.
Player 1: Dude I just got the Domortuus pet in Pet Simulator X!
Player 2: go outside
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Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...
This bitchy person who has like a 102 average and is like the second teacher. They have like a trillion books in their bag and some textbooks in their hands. They never have poland spring bottles but those expensive bottles with some dumb designs. They also never eat the school lunch but they bring a whole homemade meal with them. Never try cheating from them because 1) they wont let you and 2) they got big mouths they'll rat you out. BEWARE
Yo i asked the Teachers pet for yesterdays hw and he told the teacher i was tryin to copy
The fuck yo we on this nigga
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*