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the result of an experiment to concentrate crime in philadelphia to one area.
north philadelphia: it's mugtastic!
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When a woman covers her butthole in crumbled up saltine crackers making her ass dry and the man bangs her anus from behind while his penis is covered in cheese whiz.
I really wanted a cheesesteak so I just gave her a dry philadelphia instead.
When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.
I went into the gas station and came out to a Philadelphia Surprise.
A Major League Soccer club based in Chester, PA (close to Philadelphia.) Started in 2010, the Union have earned a reputation of loud fans, with the largest supporters group being the Sons of Ben (SoBs.) They had the best uniforms until management slapped a bimbo sticker on the front. The Union play on the Delaware River Waterfront in the shadow of the Commodore Barry Bridge. Doop.
Union Fan: Hey lets crush the energy drinks this weekend!
New York Fan: you can't match our washed up brand names.
Union Fan: We will doop on you sell-outs. Philadelphia Union til I die!
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A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.
How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.
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When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.
The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!
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A sex act wherein a male while engaged in sex from behind doggy style with a female, grabs the female's legs and pulls them into the air in the start of the gymnastics exercise "wheelbarrow," and runs her into the wall.
"While she had her eyes closed and was resting her weight on her hands and knees i grabbed her legs up and walked her face into the nearest wall in a textbook philadelphia snowplow"
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