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A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.
Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"
- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
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Uncle Albert, Peado looking Harry Hill.
Mikey Pikey is still stealing that peado looking Harry Hill tea leaf.
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A younger breed of pikey. Tragically, they think that they only way they can fit in and be accepted is if they dress like a complete idiot, aka a pikey. They are beginning to grow in population, particularly in the Bromley area.
'God.... ,MAJOR premature pikey alert'
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Someone who is the lowest of the low and undoubtedly resembles a rat utter stinky needs to stop being a dirty filthy robber.
AKA Lewis Thorley.
Omg Lewis was annoying me hes such a pikey nit face.
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.
Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"
- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
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A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but escaping with your life.
Commonly engaged in by pikeys, schoolkids and students the game consists of two or more friends sitting across a bar/club and competing to say the word 'oi' to one another, each time louder than the last. The person who says it loudest, or gets beaten shitless/makes a miraculous esccape/gets kicked out first wins. Other words such as 'John' can be used to prolong the game and create additional confusion.
For reasons of public safety, dont play the game with the following words:
'Bomb'
'Fire'
'Gun'
'Grenade'
etc
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A femail who is in love and or dating another woman. Also living in a caravan or a very cheap house, possibly council funded.
They normally have dogs and strong irish accents.
Oh Amy I have just discovered that I am a lesbian pikey... Pleace come back to my caravan and have fun times with me
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