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prop. n. a huge neighborhood in Pittsburgh, located in the city's East End, just east of Downtown and the Hill District. Oakland is Pittsburgh's most historic area, and is dominated by the University of Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University, and several UPMC hospitals. It is also where the Carnegie Library, Phipps Conservatory, Schenely Park, and Central Catholic may be found. Oakland is incredibly diverse, ranging from the student ghetto of South Oakland to the million-dollar estates at Schenely Farms in Central Oakland.
During the school year, there are inexhaustible options of what to do in Oakland, including parties, bars, and the O. When school is out, the streets are dead.
"I live in Oakland." "Wow, just move to SF." "Not the Californian city! Geez, I live in the real Oakland -- Oakland, Pittsburgh!"
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When you finish in one hole, pass her on to a friend to finish in another, and so on until all possible holes are clogged.
Hey Geoff, gather round Carl and the gang, Lori wants to do a Pittsburgh Pass On!
The act of pinning someone down, defecating in their mouth, then holding their jaw shut while they struggle to open up and relieve themselves
Jack: Yo dawg I gave Sheila a Pittsburgh Punisher the other day.
Xzibit: Wow, she must have had a shitty time
*Bah doomp ching*
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To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.
Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!
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Engaging in a sexual act in an abandoned or derelict retail establishment
I went behind Century III Mall and gave him the ol' Pittsburgh Handshake
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Pittsburgh Pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. It's origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown Pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. To perform a Pittsburgh Pepperoni senior fraternity brothers shit on a tray or plate. Then they slice the shit up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. The pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.
Hondo: Hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
New Pledge: Sure man that sounds great!
***The next morning***
New Pledge: Man, I have shitty taste in my mouth.
Hondo: Ha ha ha I bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a Pittsburgh Pepperoni!!
New Pledge: *Barf* man I was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.
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so dubbed in honor of the three rivers of Pittsburgh; before sex, give your girlfriend some horse laxative and then have normal, non-anal, unprotected sex. After climaxing inside of her box, give her the heimlich maneuver until she shits herself and then punch her in the mouth. The three streams of semen, shit and blood when simultaneously flowing create the Pittsburgh Lunchpail. Only for hard workers.
Girlfriend: I feel like some of the passion has gone out of our relationship.
Boyfriend: Well, I could always Pittsburgh Lunchpail that ass...
Girlfriend: I don't know what that is, but I trust you. Let's fucking do it.
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