rawt and plop

also, the rawt and plop.

rawt covers the grunting sounds made while trying to relieve constipation, and plop refers to the satisfying sound of excrements falling into the water below.

dude i really have to go rawt and plop, but ill text you later.

Plop and Togger

Two men simultaneously genitally stimulating each other while both take a shit. Essentially an advanced form of mutual Blumpkin. Bonus points are generally awarded if performed in a two seater outhouse.

Jake and Shawn really became good friends after they did the old Plop and Togger last week.

plop muffler

the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.

Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.

Shoddy Plop

The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.

It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop

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cow plop

a fundraising event that involves fencing off a small area, spray painting boxes with numbers in them, selling raffle tickets with numbers matching the boxes, setting a cow loose in said boxed area and wait for it to shit and if it shits on your number you win

Y’all gonna go watch the cow plop s’evenin’?

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Plop Rocket

When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.

Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.

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laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

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