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Holy Fuck. I see a Jack Port and bust a nut. He is the thiccest, sexiest, best looking make around. If you are not gay, you will becum gay looking at him.
Man: "Jack Port"
*Both Men Die from jizzing too much*
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A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.
"How are things in Port Clinton?"
"Boring as shit, like always. Thankfully I have pot!"
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a bunch of homos who are in the mafia, who fight against (except when there not) the armed detective agency from the manga bungo gay.. sorry i mean bungo stray dogs
person 1: oh, do you know who these people are?
person 2: oh yeah thats the port mafia there all homos
Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.
the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event
1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning
2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning
3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.
a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.
ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
While in the missionary position, the male party pulls out before climax and shoots his load all the way up to the open mouth of his female partner. This is akin to the exhaust port shot that destroyed the first death star in Star Wars: A new hope.
"Almost there ... Almost there ... HITS AWAY!"
"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."