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a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!
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to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.
I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.
A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.
"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"
Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp
Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power
A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.
I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.
A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.
We need to get ready for possum day.
Happy Possum Day Jed!