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Let me tell you something, there are a lot of people who do not think Eden Prairie the best city to live in. I don't really care, maybe it's just the people around here, but who gives a crap. It's not really filled with rich stuck up bitches like people say, but some people are cocky here. Lots of complaints about people being "fake". Well, you know what, there's fake people everywhere. So, get over it. People tend to throw lots of parties here though. There are teens here that are considered 'skaters', 'stoners', 'bitches', 'preps', 'scene/vendies/etc', 'Group Names' and etc. I don't really like labeling people but thats what I've heard most people get labeled as. I guess there is a lot of white people here but there are other races here too. Sports here are good and what not, but Eden Prairie is just a place I've heard complaints about that's in Minnesota.
Eden Prairie is a city in Minnesota.
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Your colons signal that you've waited to long to visit the hopper
By the time I got home I had to go so bad I was already Prairie Doddin'...also known as Turtle Headin'
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Don't you hate it when you're in a meeting with your boss and you start to prairie dog?
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When a person (or creature) is so close to defecating themselves, fecal matter begins to protrude out of the anus. Similar to a Prairie Dog poking his head out of its burrow.
I have to shit really bad, dude. I think I am prairie-dogging it.
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Similar to a covered wagon. A scooner is a small boat, therefore a prairie scooner is a small covered wagon. The waves of the grass on the plains were such a simulation to ocean waves that people actually got seasick.
"A caravan of "prairie scooners" are coming our way over yonder".
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A prairie oyster is a bull testicle (not COW testicle, since FEMALES DO NOT HAVE TESTICLES!). It's a delicacy of the western and mid-western, semi-arid grasslands of North America (basically everywhere cattle are bought and sold).
To my understanding, they are quite good when double-battered and deep-fried in butter, generally mixed with sauteed vegetables or whatever else you heart desires. Being from the prairies myself, I find that they are quite tasty when eaten with sauteed mushrooms and beef gravy.
The local restaurant sells the finest prairie oysters in all Alberta.
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The act of defecating outdoors.
"I was at a bonfire last night and I totally had to Prairie Squat and wipe with leaves"
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