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daddy prawn

an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.

Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.

"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".

"shut up daddy prawn"

by bob March 20, 2005


prawn dick

Jamie

Jamie's got a prawn dick

by TheycallmeSTEVE May 04, 2016


free prawn

free porn

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by prawner October 22, 2003


Prawn Willy

The strong resemblence of a male penis to a prawn. The size ratio is often 1:1 and sometimes can be confused with a King Prawn Willy which are extremely rare to find. The pinkish, wrinkly outer skin of a prawn displays similar characteristics of a males foreskin and the arched, horse shoe like bend of the prawn resembles the natural hanging position of a prawn willy.

"Wow, he has a small willy, looks bit like a prawn to me."
"Yea thats definitely a prawn willy!"

by Flanners87 May 13, 2009


prawn ring

Slang word for a woman's vagina.

The Iceland delivery man told my mum he wouldn't mind a bit of her prawn ring.

by Chenko of Smeg November 24, 2019


Prawn Snorter

Like Feltching (but to snort cum out of your partners arsehole or vagina) with a Straw.

Jenny said, "Do you want to Feltch tonight?"

Ben replied, "Nah, I dont fancy gettin a wet face, do you fancy a Prawn Snorter instead?"

by Nickk December 19, 2021


Clean prawn

Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....

A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of

That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out

by thedreadeddan August 22, 2019