an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.
Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.
"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".
"shut up daddy prawn"
The strong resemblence of a male penis to a prawn. The size ratio is often 1:1 and sometimes can be confused with a King Prawn Willy which are extremely rare to find. The pinkish, wrinkly outer skin of a prawn displays similar characteristics of a males foreskin and the arched, horse shoe like bend of the prawn resembles the natural hanging position of a prawn willy.
"Wow, he has a small willy, looks bit like a prawn to me."
"Yea thats definitely a prawn willy!"
Slang word for a woman's vagina.
The Iceland delivery man told my mum he wouldn't mind a bit of her prawn ring.
Like Feltching (but to snort cum out of your partners arsehole or vagina) with a Straw.
Jenny said, "Do you want to Feltch tonight?"
Ben replied, "Nah, I dont fancy gettin a wet face, do you fancy a Prawn Snorter instead?"
Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....
A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of
That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out