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The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.
Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.
This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.
The Warrior's Prayer
"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride
I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail
Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"
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similar to the heavy-metal invisible orange," "noise prayer" was coined by northeastern sound artist Michael Bullock.
The "noise prayer" is a position wherein a performer has his (or her) hands crossed, usually at or near the wrists (one on a mixer and the other on an instrument), and head bowed (either looking at the instrument, the mixer, or simply absorbing the moment.
Now that was an intense "no input mixer" set; dude even had the noise prayer going for 30 of the 35 minutes of his singular feedback tone.
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A game in which a group of men who recieve a blowjob from a single woman in a cirlce then mix all the semen in a turkey baster which then gets emptied in to the womans vagina. Then everyone prays that they are NOT the father and who ever is the babies daddy loses.
Man, I played prayer cirlce at a party a couple weeks ago and this random number won't stop calling! I think I lost.
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The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.
The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.
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Before you look up this definition, first look up the term "Prayer" by JG IS RIPPIN. Now if you have read Prayer you will understand this. When somebody has the ultimate prayer in anything one person yells, "PRAYER"! and the other person yells, "ANSWERED"!
A kid who sucks at basketball, is in the game towards the very end, and gets the ball and shoots it and wins the game. You and your friends can chant, "PRAYER ANSWERED!"
Your friend who is ugly gets a hot girls phone number by her coming up to her. As she walks away, you say PRAYER ANSWERED!
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Is a bad gobbie which hurts your life, Generally when the female use's the teeth to inflict critical damage,
"Hey man what you get from that girl last night"
"Went to church aye, Blue prayers all round"
"Tough luck mate"
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A baseball sized stone (usually granite) which is used to fend off the unwelcome spiritual advances of an intrusive, fanatical religious proselytizer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
"Friend, I am here to tell you, you are standing in the path of God Almighty's wrath! You need to get right with Him before it's too late! Won't you please accept His free gift now, before it's too late?!?"
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
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