White Precious

Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.

( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)

"Hey look, white precious!"

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Precious Gem

A precious gem is someone who portrays excellent qualities all around. It is usually used in a sarcastic tone meaning that someone is just not up to par with the rest of the world.

Oh, isn't she just a precious gem.

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my precious

A title given by a Hobbit named Smeagol aka Gollum to the "One Ring to Rule Them All" from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!
This title is often given to a significant other or a family member or a friend when you want to make them feel valued and laugh, especially when pronounced in a Smeagol voice.

A single woman sees a handsome man heading her way and thinks, "my precious!"

The man wonders where that Smeagol voice came from.

The woman laughs.

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Precious

A genuinely annoying person. Easily pisses people off countless amounts of times.

Shes just like precious! Male deprived

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precious gibson

A thing obsesed with bands, and tv shows. BUT she is also a great friend and loves her pets more than she loves herself.

Damn, she is one Precious Gibson

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Marjan and Precious

Hottest Beings to set foot on earth

marjan: precious ur so hot, let’s kiss!
precious: marjan ur so hot, okay muah!
nobody: marjan and precious make out sesh!!

Precious tail

When a cat wraps or curls their tail around their body, as opposed to letting it hang away from them.

oooOoOoO come look at this kitty he is a perfect loaf with precious tail.