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What you are doing right now you jackass... go back to studying your damn mid term
The writer knows that his current viewer is procrastinating on work. Procrastination is a bitch huh?
You know what,
I will tell you the definition LATER
Friend: What is the meaning of procrastination
Me: I will tell you the definition later ; )
Friend: :0
The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.
In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".
The art of keeping up with yesterday
Procrastination: a student's life
The practice of doing your work and then going to literally anything except for your work.
Friend: Why aren't you doing your work?
Me: Sorry, I practice Procrastinism
Friend: Oh ok
Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."
Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
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"I'll do it tomorrow."