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retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.

So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!

by BasicGrammar May 23, 2006

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quote on life

if there is someone in your life that is an arrogant asshole, who thinks whatever he thinks is the outcome of the problem, then what do you do? Do you tell them what is wrong? Or do you just leave it? No one knows the answer. the only thing to do is do what you believe is right. if you forget or try to forget about it, then it comes back only worse. don't bottle up anything cause thats how you go crazy. Don't let people get to you. You are who you are. if you cant accept it, then life will be hell. just do what you got to do. Make don't break your life you only got one.

damn that quote on life is deep

by BOZhawk January 12, 2009

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quote unquote

Quote unquote was an improper usage of quotation marks. When you quote somebody, you have a quote and an endquote, a.k.a., "Unquote," but sometimes people will just say quote unquote. And I'm gonna say, if you do the quote thing with your fingers, stop it now. That's not how it works.

Anyhow, quote unquote, why are you reading this?

For example,

Nancy said, quote unquote We will be leaving for Arizona tomorrow morning. ( Incorrect )

Nancy said, "We will be leaving for Arizona tomorrow morning." ( Correct )

by AnonymousAnHi March 22, 2017

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Quote Theory

The Quote theory states that no matter how insane, unscientific, unrealistic, and inane a quote is...people are likely to believe it is either true or actually written by said person, if it is written down in a book or the internet. for example taking hitlers quotes out of context when he states that religion causes problems, and thus attributing him to be an atheist because of that phrase.

Quote theory if true, could be one of the most destructive things to a persons character. as anyone could make up any quote from out of their ass and defame them to hell.

by Hawn Gnarley July 4, 2014

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air quotes

where the males fingers are inserted into the females vagina, often a pleasurable experience. this phrase was invented in RUSHDEN.

'my boyfriend gave me air quotes last night'

by Mary Huff December 11, 2006

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movie quotes

An often well know and/or well used quote from a movie. Usually a highly memorable scene or line used for comical value or to sarcastically push a point.

When playing a video game and you land the final finishing blow on a boss apt movie quotes:
"Hasta la vista, baby", from Terminator 2 Judgement day

by Rib cage ronnie November 25, 2013

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Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard

Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes

by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014

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