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The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.
It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.
Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.
Poop + Keyboard = Funny
Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.
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The syndrome of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm into the search bar. (AKA EXTREME BOREDOM)
We have QWERTY Syndrome.
Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.
"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."
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Someone who when bored, types random letters on his keyboard.
John was being a qwerty-boy and started typing atoricurtjickayoutiiryeenc
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Asking someone to text you without being too obvious.
"Dood, the boss is hanging around, can't IM. Qwerty Me."
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The gelatine prince of the 4365th dimension. Fell through a dimensional hiatus on the day of his coronation. Eats a diet of music played on instruments made of milk; attended Professor Abdullah Nightingale's university. Good friend of Captain Bluebear.
This entry about Qwerty Uiop the gelatine prince will only be funny to you if you have read The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers.
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When you are so bored you start making up terms from your keyboard. If this is you, you should probably get off the computer.
Today I was so bored I typed qwerty poo into Google.
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