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Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 30, 2022


Eye Reader

It is a person that reads eyes

That person is a eye reader

by ncasndksadksadjksacsandcksandk April 4, 2019


reader

a fucker who has a giggle kink

look at him, I bet that man is a reader

by Eluro May 14, 2022


Readers

Old enough to see well enough until it comes down to smaller print

I need my readers to see the temp & time these frozen fries need to be cooked.

by September 27, 2020


Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.

Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."

by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018


sparx reader

If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident

guy 1: getting waterboarded is a nicer way to spend my evening than using sparx reader
guy 2: real

by schmahman May 27, 2024


Selective Reader

When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.

I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!

by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023