for reals

What horribly stupid people say in grammatical horror in turn to a suprising statement.

Man 1: Wow, you are REALLY stupid.
Man 2: For reals?
Man 1: ...

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For real

A termed used to express an extreme level of something

I fucked up my foot for real" - "I fucked up my foot real bad

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it's been real real

A variation of It's been real, but with additional emphasis on the unique nature of the experience discussed.

A: "Thanks for hanging out."
B: "It's been real."
A: "It's been REAL real."

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The Real

When you decide to put up the shames and do the right of the situation. This could be in Company or in a personal situation.
Putting down the ego swords and getting good ides out on the table.

The Real is collaboration, not instigation. I could really use help on some ideas. What are your thoughts on it?

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for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

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the real...

Invented by the real Sean Firth, the real Ben Slee and the real Jack Barrington, this phrase is suceeded by a person of your choice in a kind of sarcastic tribute, eg (on seeing the real Sean Firth) "Oh my god, is that... The REAL Sean Firth? Dude, i'm so honoured to meet you. Could I have your autograph?" Alternatively, you can decide they are not the real whoever. eg (on seeing the real Ben Slee) "Jesus! It's the real Ben Slee.... oh no it isnt! It's an imposter! get away from me, you fraud!"

Every man woman and child on the planet should worship the real Mick Foley. Not the fake Mick Foley of WWF/WWE fame, but the Real one. If you don't know who he is, shame on you. You are not worthy of being real. There will be societies and clubs honouring the real mick foley. We will not stop until we achieve total real Mick Foley worship, die or become bored of it all. LONG LIVE THE REAL MICK FOLEY.

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Real

Denotes homosexuality within the realm of our school's band. Very rarely used offensively, mostly just messin around.

Only real men wear pink, man...

Ah, he is so real...
Yeah, tell me about it...

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