When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.
The dad gets the remote gloat now.
After being demoted at work. A person can be remoted. Meaning brought back up to their original position.
Did you hear the news? Liam has been remoted back up to his original job title.
when a smoll boii pp gets chopped off and sent to help a girly became a man
“george got remoted today!!”
“holy shit that must’ve hurt”
a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"
something you can shove up your pussy and it feels fucking amazing. specifically talking about Roku TV remotes other ones feel like HELL in your hole.
“Yo! Check out this new Remote I got!”
(Shoves up pussy)
An inanimate master Hide & Seek player than can turn on and control televisions, DVD players, supersonic missiles, etc.
God dammit, Kyle, I can't find the stupid remote!