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i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me
kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*
In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."
A detailed description of last night's alcohol intake.
person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
Reporting someone after you got into trouble to make yourself seem less bad
“We did not like it when you were mean”
“But Sarah was mean also.”
“Did you just try to Revenge Report?”
A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
When People smoke drugs and then blow the white smoke out ( known As A Cloud) out while filming it and posting it to social media.
Have you seen The Daily Cloud Report on Tumblr?
There are always so many Clouds being by the weatherman Brandon on there.