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The best person to ever exist he loves cats and will listen too you anytime he is loyal and is the kindest person ever with the best sense of humour
Person 1: Hey look it’s Reuben!
Person 2: Oh my god he’s so cool
Person 3: I don’t like Reuben
*person 1 and 2 kill 3*
Reuben, Oh reuben is a mullet, dad bod, smoking sex bomb. He makes girls his bitches and they love it. One girl reading this rn knows she’s his slut xox
He has a dad bod and mullet ? Of course that’s…. Reuben
Reuben is the most misunderstood character you will meet. 9/10 people will prejudge him based on his appearance and charisma. Frequently labelled “Vain” and “womaniser”. This couldn’t be more wrong, as he can’t focus his energy across multiple women due to his pure focus on self development.
If you come across Reuben enjoy his presence in the moment because you probably won’t be able to hold his attention once you depart.
Reuben, name meaning,
A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.
"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"
When you accidentally do a SOT run on your own kingdom in Utopia.
My king ordered a SOT run on his own kingdom. Luckily I corrected him otherwise he would have been a Reuben.
Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.
Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.