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jizz river

The act of ejaculating so much during a cream pie that it creates a backflow of jizz and travels down into the anus.

Billy hasn’t masturbated or had sex in a few days. He probably will give Cindy a jizz river tonight after he gets home from work.

by JohnnyDarkEyes November 13, 2017


Nate River

Nate River / Near (ニア, Nia), is the youngest of L's two successors, raised in Watari's orphanage for gifted children (Wammy's House). After the death of L, Near begins his investigation of the Kira case. After gathering evidence over a period of four years, Near takes his findings to the President of the United States and reveals himself to be the true successor of L. Soon after, Near becomes the head of the SPK and continues the hunt for Kira. After making contact with "L" (Light Yagami), Near begins to suspect that the current "L" is also Kira.

Friend A: Oh my Kira, we should go watch Death note again!
Friend B: Yeah! You coming?
Me: Hell yeah! Only for Nate River though :)
Friend A: Of course only you would say that!

by Akane River February 12, 2012

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wood river

wood river is a small town in illinois about a half hour from the good ole stl. best known for it's fine blend of rednecks & wiggers and a few black people dabbled in there. the school colors should have been camo due to the fact that the majority of the school's students wear more camo than maroon & gold. wood river is where approx. 67% of the girls get pregnant before graduating high school. and the most fun, legal thing to do is go to walmart. other hobbies include smoking and selling drugs and throwing humdingers at pedestrians.

person one: "did you hear what wood river's getting?"
person two: "yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh hell yesss!"

by poopiemcpooperson March 26, 2009

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river rat

A community of people that live along a river. Known as tight knit community that always sticks together and looks out for its children. Also, spend a lot of leisure time along the river, fishing, boating, ect. People that live along a river are proud to be called "river rats!"

river rat is a community/town/residence along a river

by river rat proud July 16, 2013

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Fraser River

A river that runs through the lower mainland in British Columbia.

the Fraser River is a place were human feet are found.

by Surrey_man April 1, 2009


blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019


James River

The James river is a barrier which separates the freedom loving northern USA north of its currents from the cockfederate barbarians. It has a history of being the barrier between the civilized north and the southern, confederate barbarians. Many bridges which connected the two nations were destroyed in the burning of Richmond, but to this day it is a reminder of the limits of civilization and the civilized world.

South of the James River is the land of darkness and evil known as the deep south, there is evil there waiting for a time of weakness and degeneracy when mankind turns its back on the memory of Sherman and Lincoln. When that time appears to have arrived confederate barbarian will storm the river in there hatred hoping to end freedom, civilization, and AMERICA.

by TheS May 9, 2022