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Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.
"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"
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Identical to a normal rodeo - where the act of coitus is interrupted either by hidden friends or a whispered admission such as "I have syphilis..." and the objective is to maintain penetration for as long as possible despite the receiving partner's best efforts to "throw the rider" - except the prison rodeo involves anal sex (and a vastly increased risk of a horrible, horrible mess).
I was surprised when Ashley was willing to do anal - it turned what I'd had planned as a run-of-the-mill rodeo into a full-on prison rodeo.
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A tender action of loving where the man gets behind his beloved in the Donkey position, enters her rear orifice,
reaches around, grabs a tit, whispers in her ear, "Your sister is tighter" and holds on for dear life.
If the man can hold on for more than 8 seconds, he wins a giant belt buckle.
O'san Walker: "Where'd ja git that black eye?"
O.D. Cleaver: "I rode me a sex rodeo with Mary-Lou last night."
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Invite your friends over and get them to hide in the closet. Then, get your girlfriend going doggy style and quickly jam it in her arse while grabbing her hair and yelling "Butt rodeo! Butt rodeo!" Then, have your friends jump out of the closet and turn the lights on while you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Butt rodeo! Butt rodeo!
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A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"
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The act of doggy style coitus, where, approaching the climax, the male participant remarks "Your sister likes this way, too". He then starts the clock to see how long he can stay on.
Buck managed 27 seconds of rodeo sex with Annalise. He would, alas, never ride her again.
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A variant of anal or doggy style sex instigated by a person who does not expect or want to have long-term intimate relations with the female partner involved. Occasionally performed for the amusement of others, particularly where copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed in a group (eg. as part of festivities celebrating a major sporting victory). In the latter case it is customary for a cow-boy hat to be worn and the expression "yee-haa" to be hollered.
The act itself is performed by a male (or amazonian female with a strap-on dildo) who clasps the recipient woman's breast with the left hand for balance and holding the right hand held up in the air, penetrates her doggy-style while simultaneously whispering, longingly, in her ear the name of her best friend. The object is then to maintain the sex act for a further 8 seconds (the same time period set down in International Rodeo Riding rules).
Ohmygawd! he's boning her rodeo-style!
Call that rodeo-style? More like a rodeo-clown if you ask me!
She said, "After going through rodeo-style, job interviews are a breeze!”
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