Royal Rainbow

Related to "lasers" and "shoop da whoops", a "Royal Rainbow" is what happens when a taco is forced into the mouth of the person charging their laser. The caster instead releases a Royal rainbow, and possibly the swallowing of one's laser, and can end in the shooper asploding.

*Jered fails HARD*

Phil: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

*Jered shoves taco in Phil's mouth*

*Phil releases Royal Rainbow*

Phil: OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR!

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royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split

vic royale

The shit that you say when a Vic royale happens

Person 1: Vic royale, Obama rapped my cat
Person 2: John I want a divorce

Royal Cancun

After snorkeling, while the snorkel is still in her mouth, You dig a hole in the sand and bury her head with the other end of the snorkel sticking out of the sand, lift her ass high in the air and do her dogie style, When your about to cum pull out and shoot your load in the snorkel. The cum will block her air supply causing her to inhale deeply forcing the cum to shoot down her throat.

I took my girl out snorkeling all day and I wanted to do something special for her, so I treated her to a Royal Cancun.

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Cunt Royalle

A Supreme Bitch.

My boss is a cunt royalle

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port royal

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head

Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!

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royale with cheese

The name for a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France. Popularized by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction.

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.

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