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A community college in Sacramento where most students are old people who goes back to school to get a better high paying job and where students wants to transfer to Sac State or UC Davis instead of other universities in California
Student 1: What makes you decide to go to Sacramento City College?
Student 2: I fuck up my life
Student 1: oh
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Wearing your used condom draped over your still patially erect penis after any sexual encounter.
I didn't want to have to wash the sex off a perfectly good tube sock so I just sported the Sacramento coat hanger for a while.
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This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.
I totally laid a big fat Sacramento Steam Log on John's mom last night.
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Pulling a girls tampon out by the string with your mouth then biting it n squeezing the blood out into her mouth
He does the Sacramento Blood Drive once a month when his girlfriend is on her period
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When some A-hole won't tip the strippers two bucks which is compementary when sitting at the stage of an upscale strip club and security has to be called to force the guy one seat back and throw off the DJ, the next talented female on stage, and the myriads of creepy dudes trying to get their perv on.
So I was at the skin bar and there was this Sacramento cheap skate next to me ruining the night for everyone.
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Last night, my lady had a wet hot Sacramento summer and I had to change the sheets.
This phrase is something no serious basketball fan has ever said.
Jimmy: You know what, I really think the Sacramento Kings will win the NBA finals this year.
Victor: You are such an idiot for saying that.
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