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The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
Also, NMS.
1. Weird and/or fucking terrifying, usually in the context of a website, image or idea.
"Wow, check out this cool link I found! (NMS)"
"Wow, check out this picture of a girl eating her own poop with a spork! (Not Mind Safe)
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noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
I always have (do) safe sux at the stadium.
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A tab that can be safely retreated to upon threat of interruption by friends/family while viewing pornography. Could take the form of a Facebook page, youtube video or other sites of unsuspicious origin or motive for viewing.
You: Dude, I was getting busy on my computer, when I heard my roommate about to walk in.
Friend: What happened?
You: Well luckily I had my safe tab up, so it was a quick mouse click and I was in the clear!
A man you meet who exhibits no threat of being creepy.
This guy at work was really friendly to me, I got a bit worried but as soon as I realised he had a girlfriend I realised he was a safe boy.
stalking a person to make sure that person is okay.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.
ex. what moms do on facebook.
person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."
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Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
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