A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.
The unofficial code name for sex
Yo Zeke, how was that salamander stew last night?
giant salamanders eat paint is a fact
giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here
A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.
Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.
Lazy Salamander is the shit
A title given to the coolest kid in a friend group, usually named Nick.
Yo dude he is such a Mr. Salamander
It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.
Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!
Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?
Joe: As a matter of fact yes!