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Something that retards never get
It is great way to trick retards
A: I totally like your face
B: Really? thanks
A: F**king retard it was sarcasm
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Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)
LOL
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A superhero that tends to appear when not formally summoned to the scene. His superpower? I don't think you can figure it out...*sarcasm*
He can be dismissed with a sarcastic counter-attack, such as acknowledging his presence.
Thanks Sarcasm Man! I don't remember calling for you, but I'm *so* glad you showed up.
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When someone says something and based on the reaction of others will claim their previous statement to be sarcastic.
Phill: i think your an idiot
Rob: didn't you fail your GCSEs
Phill: jesus i was being sarcastic
Rob: i think this is a bit of schrodinger's sarcasm
It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*
Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*
A symbol, or something else of the sort, used to indicate sarcasm online. These include, but aren't limited to "quotation marks" , putting /s at the end of the sentence or using either (!) or (?) at the end of the sentence.
I "can't wait" to go to school!
Facebook is so secure! /s
I love having to add sarcasm mark to this section(!)
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A sarcastic response to sarcasm, double sarcasm is highly deceptive. Through double sarcasm, it appears that you did not realize that the person was being sarcastic, whereas we both know that you were fully aware of it. In fact, you have to be aware of it in order to count as double sarcasm. Unlike sarcasm, which often utilizes a sarcastic tone, double sarcasm is highly deceptive and utilizes no such tone. The objective is to pretend to miss the original sarcasm and respond seriously. In essence, double sarcasm is the truth disguised by the veil of false ignorance.
Billy: I can't wait to pull hella tail now that I got this advice!! (original sarcasm)
You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)
Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.
You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!
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