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having sex with a woman missionary style while wearing a strap on dildo backwards and having sex with another woman behind you.... the sea saw...
Wow, that guy had a sea saw threesome with those two girls last night.
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To use a 6 barreled M134 minigun like a chainsaw. This was most likely first seen when The Mythbusters cut down a tree with a minigun. Also called Minigun pulping when used on a person (nuff said).
Guy 1: Dude, me and Garret were minigun sawing trees down yesterday! The trees caught fire and burned up a whole freaking hill! It was fun as hell!
Guy 2: Where the fuck did you get a minigun?
Guy 1: Ummm... why do you care?
Guy 2: Because I need one to go minigun pulp a guy who's owed me 2,000 bucks for 3 months and hasn't paid me yet.
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A girl who hates to see other people’s happiness so she tries to steal their husbands
Watch out for that girl, Saw Tina. She will try to steal your man.
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A hand saw is a sexual technique by which one inserts their flat palm in another person's anus and makes a sawing motion thereby pleasuring the other individual's anus.
I fuckin' hand sawed your mom's ass last night!
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He is a redhead that thinks he is good at cricket. But he runs as fast as a Rowan can run(2km/h). He drank a cup of Ed Shiren's pewbs and it grew on his face. His girlfriend left him because she didn't like the taste of ginger.
*Hundred metre run*
Who is that he can't run
That's Rowan Saw...
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Scrubby, palm-like bush native to the South Carolina. Widely available dried, ground and put into OTC supplements in capsule form from numerous manufacturers.
Since this herbal product is not regulated by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA), empirical claims or benefits are hard to come by. It may be just a nostrum, but many middle-aged men consider it helpful for prostate function or flow.
Manufacturers' recommended dosages are usually one or two capsules per day. Common formulations include 100 mg per capsule for saw palmetto from the berry portion only, or around 500 mg from the overall plant, sometimes including some berry-only derived saw palmetto and other additives such as pygeum and pumpkin seed.
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"Uncle Jerry says saw palmetto makes him hornier because it works with zinc to increase and improve the flow of prostatic fluid."
"Prostatic fluid?"
"Yes, Kyle, the stuff that makes up about two-thirds of your semen."
"Are you sure it isn't just a nostrum with a placebo effect?"
"Could be, but why would my uncle avoid something that he knows has helped him even if the way it works is merely psychological?"
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pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.
guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.
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