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The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.
"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."
"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"
A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.
Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man
The guy with the biggest dick in the room
Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
A stovetop container used for cooking your favorite Polish kielbasa.
Honey,do you know where the schlong pot is?
A person who has a fairly large penis.
Person 1: Hey, look at the size of my penis!
Person 2: Woah, put it away you Schlong Dog.
Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.
Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?