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a complete faggot riding a scooter, who always gets in your way or (snakes) you
a boy gets snaked by a scooter fag and yells; SCOOTER FAG!!!!
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An agressively idiotic imbecile who can't accomplish anything in their life and might as well have a scooter for a head.
A Sub-tard
Teacher "Whats 9 - 3"
Scooter Head "12!"
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A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"
"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
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A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.
Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.
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What do you call a group of 3 or more idiots riding scooters? A pester. A pester of scooters.
That pester of scooters is taking up an entire lane of traffic! God damn pester!
A baby that is conceived when its mother scoots acrossed a bed post-coitus over seminal fluid.
"Oh my god, I can't believe that Mikah is a scooter baby. No wonder why he's so special..."
Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"