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When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.
I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.
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The cheap-ass version of a screwdriver, made short-handed with ingredients from the convenient store section of a gas station: usually a gallon of off-brand orange drank and a fifth of burnett's vodka.
Guy 1: ..dude you just passed ABCs.
Guy 2: i know, my mom only gave me 10 bucks so we're going to Valero's and making gas station screwdrivers.
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Damn bitch, taint nuttin to mix the vodka wit...... Awwww shit... Section 8 screwdriver
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A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y
Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!
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The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?
Joe: No sir! What is it?
Scott: Let's watch!
(Goes to watch it)
Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
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