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SCRUMP

A discreet way of saying that you want to have sex with your partner

Hey guys we gotta bounce cuz we got a lot of scrumping to get done before the deadline tomorrow..(big test to study for, meeting/conference, etc.)

by Scar&Toph June 15, 2021


Scrump

When something tastes so good, it has a lot of scrump, making it scrumptious

Those cheeseburgers had so much scrump I couldn't stop eating them

by Brephilson July 7, 2022


Scrump

A Scrump is a Iraq delicacy which is a endangered fish named the Scrump it taste of shrimp and a little like chicken but overall is a little bit smelly and looks horrid overall. The Scrump could be found in a certain area of the Atlantic Ocean where it is usually found washed up on shore or under rocks. Sometimes Scrumps can be more purple or orange and maybe white or a fleshy more meat color. Scrumps can be micro, small, medium sized and maybe even huge if you find the queen scrump. Scrumps are best cooked until black and burnt looking and are usually stuffed with some meat or wrapped with something. Scrumps live under big rocks in the sea in which they dig big areas under them to create a prefect living area. Scrumps are known for being a leading cause of cancer and even poisen related deaths if not cooked well while most symptoms of under cooked Scrumps are harmless like throwing up and nausea it could lead to more serious punishment so tread lightly with your cooking! Scrumps were known to be eaten by hunger pirates in the pirate age especially by two famous pirates Fatbeard and Crock! Although Scrumps might sound bad at first they can be fantastic after a good cooking!

Hello honey cook me some Scrumps before i get drunk and beat our son Tommy! Oh hi Debby your fatass needs to lay off them Scrumpies ( plural )!

by Benjamin Von Sanders. July 14, 2023


SCRUMP

when the corn goes into the butthole and you wiggle scrump daily

“Yo, I just SCRUMPED.”
“oh”
Yeah bro.”

by January 30, 2022


scrump

Origianlly created by julian valencia and scott frugis....food, simple as that.

yo lets get some fuckin' scrump

by Julian Valencia November 22, 2007


Scrump

top tier; amazing; super awesome; derived from "scrumptious" but may be applied to non-edible items, ideas, or events

The cafeteria cheeseburgers were not just your average cheeseburger; they were totally SCRUMP!

Dang girl, you lookin' scrump!

by ratmostrat April 12, 2024


scrump

A woman of undesirably low class, full of silicon, self obsessed, narcissistic and generally a terrible person. Would look best buried under a patio.

That girl Sophie Rubes over there, she's such a scrump.

by Lord_Gaffucktape January 14, 2019