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acting extremely anxious and nervous for a prolongued period before an extremely important event. Mostly applied to sexual intercourse, when becoming nervous in the service can lead to premature ejaculation, no ejaculation, and/ or death.
Did John tell you about his sexual encounter?
No, how did it go?
Let's just say he got a little bit nervous in the service.
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Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley, Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello of dntel created the synthpop group The Postal Service.
You would think I'm gay because I listen to postal service, but i'm not!
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The opposite of Customer Service.
Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.
These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?
:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:
Customer "Excuse me, hello?"
:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:
Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
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1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon
2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus
He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.
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another word for good cell phone reception
"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."
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When someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music.
"I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."
"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."
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To say something just for the sake of something or someone else
The boy paid his father lip service but as usual went and did his own thing.
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