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Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.
That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete
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The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.
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Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.
"I think he has Shallow Hal syndrome!"
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Taking a shit so large that the upper part of it protrudes out of the water in the bowl. This ususally produces a lot more offensive odors and should be flushed immediately
"Dude, I just took a massive shit. It was like a shipwreck in shallow water!"
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Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?
An indie-band from San Francisco with quiet, trippy lyrics and off-color approaches to the musical standard. The band currently consists of Dee Kesler (song-writer), Chavo Fraser, Jason Gonzales.
Their original name was to be Thee Shallows, but a call from a lawyer put a fork in that concept.
"AW MAH GAWD! WTF? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?"
"They're 'Thee More Shallows'."
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A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.
A shallow poet fucker!
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